- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Nock Nock It's open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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