Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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