- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

whats a dick a dick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

She said no

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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