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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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