- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Your time.

your mother hates you

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

ugh good riddance

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

A handicapp walks into a bar

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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