- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

donald................duck for president

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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