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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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