Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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