Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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No.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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my shift key is broken1

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Black History Month

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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