What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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