- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Land Rovers

I'm off to my tank guys!

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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