Deadly cancer.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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hipsters

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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