what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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hot diggity dog

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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