- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

I pooped my pants

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

whats a dick a dick

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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