How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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