How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Once upon a cross

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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