- Anti Joke

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's 6 + 9? 15.

69

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

canaan and mallory

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Anti Joke

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