some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What is 9 + 10? 21

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

the jokes are repetitive on this site

your mother hates you

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Mitt Romney penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Shit!

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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