What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

An atheist walks into a church

whats a dick a dick

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

bitches be crafty.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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