- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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