Hi? No!!!!!

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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My pet rock died.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Hi

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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this girl died

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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