how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Women's rights

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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How do you spell eight? 8

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knock knock go away

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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