Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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IU football

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Women.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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