Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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im black

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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A black man in a country bar.

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A man made a sandwich.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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