Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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You're Adopted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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