A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Male penises.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Cancer.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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