Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Once upon a cross

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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