What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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^that joke a piece of shit

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Your social life.

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porn-hub

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knock, knock come in

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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