What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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