What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

I'm a raging homosexual.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

BOOBALANBOO

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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