- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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