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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Zach Barlow

A man made a sandwich.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Your time.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Colby Michael Schluter

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Male penises.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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