Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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This is not an anti joke.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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