There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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This is not an anti joke.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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