- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

raping black women

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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