- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

I killed someone today. :D

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

A: B: No pun intended.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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