- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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