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What is better than a cat? Nothing

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Their, they're, there You're, your

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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