- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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