Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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zebras

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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This one sucks!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Anti Joke

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