Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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