- Anti Joke

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

vbh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What causes floods? Too much water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

1 + 1 = 3

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.