If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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