- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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