Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Your mom is fat

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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