- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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