- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

My butt!!!!!!!!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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