- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

zebras

I'm a raging homosexual.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

This one sucks!

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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