Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Well educated black man.

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Pen15

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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My tractor broke down.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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women's rights

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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