Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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My tractor broke down.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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women's rights

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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