Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Matt is not funny.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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