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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why did I get raped

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Fiats

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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