i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Women.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Matt is not funny.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

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