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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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