How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Wade

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

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