- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Kenny died. The Bastards.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

A midget walks under a bar

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