A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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