How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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THE GAME

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Zach Barlow

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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