How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Women.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Anti Joke

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