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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

connor sucks

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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