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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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