- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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