- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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