Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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