Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Tell you something funny.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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