- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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