What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Black people

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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K.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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