- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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rose are red violets should be purple

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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