How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Women's rights.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Gay's rights

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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