what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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