- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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