how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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good one jess !!

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Pickles

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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How old is victor? Old

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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