What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Male penises.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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soccor

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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