When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

you just contradicted yourself.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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