What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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