Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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You smell like shit

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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