What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Trashcan!

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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