Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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