Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Trashcan!

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Anti Joke

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