Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Anti Joke

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