What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

what do you watch ? a tv

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Not Steve Jobs

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

That's not what she said.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Anti Joke

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