Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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42.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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